On Monday, when the sun is hot
      I wonder to myself a lot:
      "Now is it true, or is it not,"
      "That what is which and which is what?"

      On Tuesday, when it hails and snows,
      The feeling on me grows and grows
      That hardly anybody knows
      If those are these or these are those.

      On Wednesday, when the sky is blue,
      And I have nothing else to do,
      I sometimes wonder if it's true
      That who is what and what is who.

      On Thursday, when it starts to freeze
      And hoar-frost twinkles on the trees,
      How very readily one sees
      That these are whose -- but whose are these?

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      Cottleslon, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
      A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
      Ask me a riddle and I reply:
      "Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."
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      It's very, very funny,
      'Cos I know I had some honey:
      'Cos it had a label on,
      Saying HUNNY,
      A goloptious full-up pot too,
      And I don't know where it's got to,
      No, I don't know where it's gone --
      Well, it's funny.

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      Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,
      Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,
      Rum-tum-tiddle-um-tum.
      Tiddle-iddle, tiddle-iddle,
      Tiddle-iddle, tiddle-iddle,
      Rum-tum-tum-tiddle-um.

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      How sweet to be a Cloud
      Floating in the Blue!
      Every little cloud
      Always sings aloud.
      "How sweet to be a Cloud
      Floating in the Blue!"
      It makes him very proud
      To be a little cloud.

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  Isn't it funny
      How a bear likes honey?
      Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
      I wonder why he does?
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      It's a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees,
      They'd build their nests at the bottom of trees.
      And that being so (if the Bees were Bears),
      We shouldn't have to climb up all these stairs.
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The royal slice of bread- Баллада о королевском бутерброде-  

My tribute to Allan Alexander Milne and my compliment to all  book lovers