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6 ноября 2013 г.

hello friends,
enjoying the holidays? good of you.
here are some jokes to keep up with your English during the academic break. read and enjoy them.
love, N.A.


Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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Your roof must be leaking. Does it always leak?

- No, only when it rains.